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I'm Tsam. I'm from just outside London, just finished university. I'm 22, I've lived in the USA for a year, I hate snakes and love sour gummy sweets, my favourite colour is blue and I'm a Taurus.
I have an amazing boyfriend and brilliant friends, and I'd love a pet husky.
I have an amazing boyfriend and brilliant friends, and I'd love a pet husky.
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GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
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Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversationGay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)
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JAWN
JAWWWWNNNNN
JAWN JAWN JAWN
WE HAVE A CASE JAWN
GRAB YOUR COAT JAWN
JAWN
JAWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNN
CASE
why do I ever listen to you, Shurlawk
BUT JAWN
IT’S A CASE JAWN
JAWN WE NEED TO-
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SCIENCE!
science has figured out how to open a portal to hell
It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!!
- sand
- alcohol or lighter fluid
- sugar
- Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda.
- Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.
- Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.
- Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.
- Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.
Oh tumblr, what would we do without you.
REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION
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Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF
AM I DREAMING
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8 month old baby hearing his mother’s voice for the first time with cochlear implant
This is the most beautiful thing ever.
thank you science
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Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.
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